Today I woke up and I didn't really want to, which is expectable on a Monday. So, I thought to myself, "Why not post a comment on your blog declaring it to be Saturday? Since it's in writing, everyone will have to believe it."

The irony of this is that not only do I know this technique to be utterly unworkable due to the existence and universality of international date standards, but I am also keenly aware of the fact that every blog posting I make automatically lists a computer-generated date, sealing those standards' ultimate victory over my feeble declaration of weekenditude.

Monday, January 22, 2007
Today is Saturday.
Everyone go home.