A minister, out for a morning stroll through his neighborhood, happened upon two young boys and a small, stray puppy. The boys seemed pretty excited about something, and the minister decided to find out what was going on."What are you two up to?" he asked.
One of the boys turned toward the minister and grinned. "We found this puppy, and we're having a lying contest to see who gets to keep him."
"A lying contest?" asked the minister.